My Memories of Kristen Stewart – A Beautiful & Pungent Recollection… Paul Wharton Style

Say it ain’t so Lil’ Kristen Stewart of Panic Room Fame! I should’ve known there was going to be trouble from the time I met Kristen a while back. I hosted the Twilight Premiere in VA with Kristen Stewart and Nikki Reed and a bunch of screaming fans. One thing I remember about our “hanging out” was Kristen constantly runs her hands through her hair. Obsessively, compulsively, back, forth, front, back, so  much so I actually asked her if she was ok and needed some water… It was honestly Vampire scary. And the other thing that stands out is that my girl Kristen Stewart goes, let’s say “Au Natural”… To put it gently, Kristen had a very natural, outdoorsy, overheated scent (don’t make me say it people). The kind of smell you get on a 100 degree day when you’re wearing a 3 piece suit and you forgot to put on deodorant and oh yes, you also forgot to shower for a few days… And have your suit cleaned. It happens to the best of us. At the time she and Robert Pattinson were a new couple and it all looked like rainbows and unicorns from there on out. Now, she’s apologizing for cheating on her boyfriend with the married director of her most recent movie, “Snow White and the Huntsman.”

The admission came after a paparazzo snapped photos of Stewart and British film director Rupert Sanders, 41, kissing on July 17. The pictures were published by US Weekly.”I’m deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I’ve caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected,” Stewart, 22, said in a statement to People Magazine on Wednesday.”This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I’m so sorry.”Kristen and Robert were all smiles as recently as two weeks ago when they appeared together at Comic-Con in San Diego.

For his part, Rupert Sanders is married to actress-model Liberty Ross, with whom he has two young children.

He issued his own statement to People on Wednesday, saying: “I am utterly distraught about the pain I have caused my family. My beautiful wife and heavenly children are all I have in this world. I love them with all my heart. I am praying that we can get through this together.”

Ross, who appeared as a young Stewart’s mother in “Huntsman,” tweeted, “Wow,” before shutting down her Twitter and Facebook accounts.

A picture of Disney’s cartoon Snow White crying and drinking, along with the caption, “Not so pretty or so pure after all…” is posted to an Instagram account that reportedly belongs to Ross.

So there you have it people, the diaries of the style guy that hung out with Snow White that hooked up with a Vampire and had a momentary indiscretion with a Director… Hollywood, welcome to it!

Cheers,

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